vaha vi kahana chory key chaal apkey gf kay paty kay ghar

av tandoory vat vanah

apkoh mere muli vath pasan ayah?

av rook mein apka FIR likhwaty hon

kawwa jaldhy nikalh choclet varna FIR karwah dooungy

kyunh key apneh mere tandory churaya

han av nikalh

sallu mere chocklet kahan hain?

vas helo

Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?

Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!

Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!

Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!

Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call

Kab Karu...??

Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

sallu

ac kharav hain ajh hand fan sey kaam chaalah ley

kawwa vhat chaal nekalh

kawwa kahan vaagha

blankh sms kyunh kiyah mere gb pey

kawwa kaha hain? muli mein tandoory mixed krowh

tandoory kawwa