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Hamare b ache din ayenge kamine jab hum b pm me kisi k sath busy shizy rahenge n tu hamare msg k reply ka wait karenga

Ji huzoor... hamesha bas kabhi sad nahi hona.. aur apne bhai se koi galti ho jaaye to maaf kar dena ...theek hai?

Jhaadiyon ke upar q chaarpaai lagata hai
zyada pareshaani ho to each guard lga le

Evewning sabse kamine waale bhai

hate story dekhne ja raha tha mobile main ?

to saale ja kaha raha tha .. Bathroom main ?

salman kyuu... Arjun kapoor banunga naa..

Ni pehly hum janhit sry i mean oshit yachika dayar karenge n phr abhiyan chalayenge

Ache se muh kala karwa apna pm me dekhna kahi jagah chut na jaye

Kamine shub shub bola kar be han yar yaha koi chinies jada ata jata b ni lekin phr b sab china maal ban gaye hai

Ja be kamine tere sath hi pm me rahuga to mera ghar kab basega main kab kise pataoga

Hahaha han yar ab to yaha china ka maal bikte bikte yaha maal b china ban gaya hai

Mil jayegi mil jayegi tu chinta na kar

me aur navaz dhudhege tere liye koyi khash vo eik ok

HELLO BHAI KAISE HO AP

hahaha... Kya kahe.... Subah gym ni gya ab shaam ko haddiya todni h

Hahaha funny ho bahot . accja hai na ab mil liye..

Nahi.. mai jhoot nahi bolta. Dil ke bhi bahot saaf ho. i like that.

Aur phone k liye paisa leta hu.. watches pe kharch ho jaata h

Acha? mera sasta galaxy y sell out karwa do... aankhien dukhne lagi h iss ghatiya phone se kidding... Tum to kaafi intelligent ho yar

Sirf eik hi q do char bhi bhid jaye to baohat badiya he

Padhai k alawa masti... aur costly watches kharidne ka shauk hai.... gaata bhi hu... tumhare baare me batao